salazhar:

Since the start of 2014 I have:

Gotten a new piercing.
Dyed my hair.
Ended a relationship.
Started a new relationship.
Been on a long car journey. 
Passed an exam.
Cried on someone’s shoulder.
Had a massive fight with a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Received flowers.
Had a Valentine.
Written a letter using pen and paper.
Gone to see a therapist.
Been prescribed medication by a doctor.
Read a really good book.
Gone to the zoo.
Spent too much money on unnecessary things.
Traveled by train.
Cried over someone.
Spent a day out in the sun getting a tan.
Slammed a door out of frustration.
Had an anxiety attack.
Had a BBQ.
Gone to the fair.
Gone bowling.
Seen a film at the cinema in 3D.
Gone on a date.
Been the only sober one on a night out.
Helped someone home after they’d had too much to drink.
Stayed up all night.
Talked on the phone for over 2 hours. 
Supported someone who’d received bad news.
Watched some kind of live sporting event.
Read an entire book in one day.
Bought a DVD the day it was released.
Eaten McDonald’s more than four times in a single week.
Cried as a result of exam stress.
Met some incredible new people.
Fallen backwards off a chair. 
Broken my glasses.
Cried over someone in my past.
Spent hours aimlessly browsing the internet. 
Thrown up.
Cried over a film.
Gone out of my way to avoid an ex-significant other.
Fought with someone in public.
Been in a relationship for a year or longer.

importantbirds:

sirtessa:

…meep.

Which one is correct Egge? How hatch a birb? Where a finne budge find many ROUN FRIENNE? Tune in a telebi for next session of news

importantbirds:

sirtessa:

…meep.

Which one is correct Egge? How hatch a birb? Where a finne budge find many ROUN FRIENNE? Tune in a telebi for next session of news

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

summonerscode:

Exhibit 358
Mundo [All][10:27]: Breaking news Mundocorp stock prices in “Fucks” rapidly increasing
Mundo [All][10:32]: Supply of “Fucks” cannot keep up with demand
Mundo [All][10:40]: This just in: Mundocorp has no more “Fucks” to give to the public
(Thanks to jackthebard for the quote!)

summonerscode:

Exhibit 358

Mundo [All][10:27]: Breaking news Mundocorp stock prices in “Fucks” rapidly increasing

Mundo [All][10:32]: Supply of “Fucks” cannot keep up with demand

Mundo [All][10:40]: This just in: Mundocorp has no more “Fucks” to give to the public

(Thanks to jackthebard for the quote!)

we are the gamers

bonerfart:

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

bonerfart:

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

assbutt-wizard-in-the-tardis:

I’m not even in this fandom, but hearing this made me feel so much better about life