Oh. My. G-D. Xenomorph high heels. I … I kinda want them. I wouldn’t be able to walk in them, but I absolutely could sit around and look decorative while wearing them. Except for the tiny issue that the facehuggers still kind of freak me out, and I don’t know if wearing a few of them on my feet would make me feel less afraid, or if it would make me need to check my feet every few minutes to make sure they hadn’t come to life and were skittering toward me. My irrational phobias, let me show you them.